I have been given a wonderful opportunity. When there is an issue or an attribute of society that has gotten on my nerves, I am able to put these thoughts down on paper and print it for all of you wonderful people to read.
I have an amazing method of venting my frustrations and I couldn’t be any happier with my ability to rant at the general public.
My problem is this: being that this is my last rant, I won’t be able to get any relief from the many other annoyances plaguing my mind. So, I shall now make a list of all the things I shall never get to rant about
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With that, I end my time as the whiny little brat at the Student Voice.I thank everyone who has taken time to read my little portion of the paper, even if you do think I’m a total blowhard who isn’t worth the paper he’s printed on.